How about this? It’s a bird box, for those of you who haven’t quite woken up yet. I’m a bit of a fan of barking little caravans (and campers) and this appeals to my hidden hippy. I’m not entirely sure if I can live with the paint job, or if I’ll custom paint it, but here is where you can get it from while I’m deciding.
It’s incredibly inexpensive and it has a little magnetic door on the front so you can, err, spy on the birdies and stuff (if that’s your thing).